Sobriquet
Banned
Retired
I bought some tattoos to pimp out my swaggy self in the most fashionable way possible, and it seemed that as soon as the needle wielding magician applying the I <3 MOM tattoo to my left bum cheek was finished, I had pants'd up and waddled out of the store into my fly ride outside, I made my way back to my crib with a fine *** honey and proceeded to make some dough with a heist set up like a baller. Alas, to my bitter dismay and utter disappointment, my fine ink had vanished into thin air, and my arms were as bare as a nuns bottom, yet when I returned to the fine establishment full of rusty needles and lowlife bald men, the tattoos were discounted to only 100 dollhairs, but still weren't on my body.
So yeah, my ****ing tattoos disappear everytime I leave the ****ing shop and I've spent well over 200k on them at this point and it pisses me off. What do I do?
So yeah, my ****ing tattoos disappear everytime I leave the ****ing shop and I've spent well over 200k on them at this point and it pisses me off. What do I do?