STAR, TEXAS! Oscar Mike...

Discussion in 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2' started by Cheez, Feb 4, 2010 with 8 replies and 1,461 views.

  1. Cheez

    Cheez I Got The Wizard Stick Retired

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    I just saw this posted on /b/ and thought it was the funniest thing ever. I was going to post this in fun house, but it is Modern Warfare 2 related.

    Go to Omegle and start a chat. Once in the chat say STAR, if the person replies back with TEXAS, tell them Oscar Mike to Whiskey Hotel. If they do not reply with TEXAS, say INCORRECT COUNTERSIGN! followed by RAMIREZ, OPEN FIRE! After that you may say anything you wait, such as...


    ENEMY UAV ABOVE!
    SENTRY GUN TO THE NORTH!
    Ect.

    Post them here. :biggrin:

    Here is the first one I did...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: STAR
    You: I SAID STAR SOLIDER
    Stranger: TEXAS
    Stranger: stay frosty
    You: OSCAR MIKE TO WHISKEY HOTEL
    Stranger: Over n Out
    Stranger: Position taken what to do sir?
    You: TAKE OUT ENEMY UAV WITH A PREDTOR MISSILE
    Stranger: Predator Missile Inbound.
    Stranger: Enemy UAV Destroyed.
    You: GOOD WORK PRIVATE, MOVE TO THE ENEMY BARRACKS AND TAKE THEM OUT
    Stranger: Over N Out
    Stranger: Sir, do you have a youtube account?
    You: OUR YOUTUBE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT
    Stranger: Damn!
    Stranger: Not Again!
    You: RETURN TO THE RALLY POINT
    Stranger: Over N OUT

    Here is my second one...


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: STAR
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: star?
    You: I SAID STAR SOLIDER
    Stranger: solider????
    You: INCORRECT COUNTERSIGN!
    You: OPEN FIRE!
    You: TAKE OUT THE HELI WITH YOUR AT4
    Stranger: Crazy?
    You: Ghost: ENIMES COMING FROM THE REAR
    Stranger: what???
    You: ROACH, USE THE MOUNTED GUN TO TAKE THEM OUT
    You: OUR AIR SUPPORT IS DOWN
    Stranger: Are you kidding me?
    You: ENIMES CLEAR, RETURN TO THE RALLY POINT
    Stranger: what?????????????
    You: Ghost: THAT IS A NEGTIVE CHARLIE, ENIMES HAVE THE RALLY POINT LOCKED AND SECURED
    Stranger: Ew...
    You: OUR AIR SUPPORT IS BACK ONLINE
    Stranger: no
    You: ROACH, USE THE MISSILE TO TAKE OUR THE ENIMES AT THE RALLY POINT
    Stranger: ROACH
    Stranger: ?
    You: Ghost: THAT'S A NEGTIVE, A MISSILE WILL DAMAGE NEARBY FRIENDLY TANKS
    Stranger: ...
    Stranger: Lock it in.
    You: ENIMES ARE PROGRESSING ON LAND
    You: GET TO THE CHOPPA
    Stranger: what
    Stranger: ?
    You: Ghost: THE CHOPPER IS ON IT'S WAY
    Stranger: That's crazy.
    You: OSCAR MIKE
    Stranger: what?
    Stranger: It's outrageous
    You: THE CHOPPA IS HER E
    You: Ghost: ROACH, USE THE MOUNTED CHOPPA GUN TO TAKE OUT THE ENIMES, WATCH OUT FOR FRIENDLYS
    Stranger: Sucks off
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  2. Joshrpg

    Joshrpg Qahnaarin Retired

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    This is more fun then i thought it would be
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: do you have a penis or a vagina?

    You: star

    Stranger: whaaaaaaaaat?

    You: I said STAR

    Stranger: well hello star

    You: INCORRECT COUNTERSIGN!

    Stranger: lol?

    You: Open FIRE

    Stranger: firecrotch

    Stranger: open your legs firecrotch?

    You: Ghost: Take out the enemy Uav

    You: Uav out

    Stranger: i love cod

    Stranger: most amazing game

    Stranger: your probs a dude if you play cod

    You: Ghost: enemy heli

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: Star

    You: I SAID STAR SOLIDER

    Stranger: god im super ****ing bored, you got a webcam? lets have some fun, i wanna dance xD

    You: INCORRECT COUNTERSIGN!

    Stranger: i got a webcam, but you're not like a kid are you?

    You: OPEN FIRE!

    You: TAKE OUT THE HELI WITH YOUR AT4

    Stranger: alright well im gonna try and invite you to my webcam session thing ok?

    Stranger: ok, accept this MyWebcamCrush.com - Who's Got a Crush on You! its free like omegle, but with webcams, so its awesome

    You: SNIPER!

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    And no i didnt go to the link
    Off subject but this is so sad i had to post it :S Retarded pervs are way worse than non retarded ones<_<
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: (Dear Omegle User, we have received many complaints about underage users recieving unwanted solicitations for cybersex. We are trialling this automated system to try to improve your Omegle experience.) This is the automated Omegle SexBot. If you would like to erotic RP with another stranger press 1 and type your gender, age and sexuality like this (18/MALE/HETEROSEXUAL) and we will connect you to someone to RP with. If you do not wish to RP, press 2 and we will connect you to a stranger.

    Stranger: Timeout in 30 seconds.

    You: ummm if it was the site saying that it would say "Omegle: (Dear..."

    Stranger: (Dear Omegle User, we have received many complaints about underage users recieving unwanted solicitations for cybersex. We are trialling this automated system to try to improve your Omegle experience.) This is the automated Omegle SexBot. If you would like to erotic RP with another stranger press 1 and type your gender, age and sexuality like this (18/MALE/HETEROSEXUAL) and we will connect you to someone to RP with. If you do not wish to RP, press 2 and we will connect you as normal.

    You: W/e

    Stranger: (Dear Omegle User, we have received many complaints about underage users recieving unwanted solicitations for cybersex. We are trialling this automated system to try to improve your Omegle experience.) This is the automated Omegle SexBot. If you would like to erotic RP with another stranger press 1 and type your gender, age and sexuality like this (18/MALE/HETEROSEXUAL) and we will connect you to someone to RP with. If you do not wish to RP, press 2 and we will connect you as normal.

    You: mk

    Stranger: Timeout in 30 seconds.

    You: I'm SuPeRmAn LoL

    Stranger: Disconnecting.
     
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    Cheez

    Cheez I Got The Wizard Stick Retired

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    ROFL. I had that guy too.
     
  4. PwnCakes

    PwnCakes OPproductionzz

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  5. Joshrpg

    Joshrpg Qahnaarin Retired

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    I didnt see that post sorry
     
  6. PwnCakes

    PwnCakes OPproductionzz

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    oh no bro, its totally cool. lol spred the knowledge maaaan.
     
  7. Joshrpg

    Joshrpg Qahnaarin Retired

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    I think i found my new favorite thing for messing with people lol:thumbup:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: star

    Stranger: circle

    Stranger: thats the jew sign right?

    You: INCORRECT COUNTERSIGN!

    Stranger: or pentaghram?

    You: Take cover!

    Stranger: duck?

    Stranger: or goose

    You: Ghost: Cover me im reloading

    Stranger: call of duty, eh?

    Stranger: where be the enemies?

    You: In the courtyard

    Stranger: the courtyard's a graveyard, now

    You: lol Good job solider

    Stranger: thanks Captain

    Stranger: Captain Crunch

    You: Now get to the Choper!

    Stranger: the peanut buttery copter!

    You: HOORA!

    Stranger: so whats your first name, Captain Crunch?

    You: Thats classified solider

    Stranger: sorry, Crunch

    You: Stand by for debriefing

    Stranger: its the krauts!

    Stranger: coming from the space-time continuem break thing

    Stranger: Go, Pikachu!

    You: THIS SOLIDER HAS GONE MAD!!
     
  8. PwnCakes

    PwnCakes OPproductionzz

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    Stranger: STAR
    Stranger: STAR
    You: texas mother ****er
    Stranger: top that ****er
    You: OPENFIRE
    oscarmike
    Stranger: Run ramirez
    You: EAT OUT MY ******* RAMIERZ
    Stranger: lol
    You: you['re dead anyways newfag
    Stranger: you have NO life...
    You: says the kid who just star'd me on omegle
    Stranger: i guess i dont either lol
     
  9. Dash

    Dash Member

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    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: asl plz

    You: STAR

    Stranger: wt?

    You: INCORRECT COUNTERSIGN!

    You: RAMIREZ, OPEN FIRE!

    Stranger: **** off




    Stranger: hi

    You: STAR

    Stranger: BALLS

    You: INCORRECT COUNTERSIGN!

    You: RAMIREZ, OPEN FIRE!

    Stranger: **** YOU *****



    You: STAR

    Stranger: TREK

    You: INCORRECT COUNTERSIGN

    You: RAMIREZ, OPEN FIRE

    Stranger: oh ****!

    You: ENEMY UAV ABOVE!

    Stranger: CAPS LOCK

    You: ROACH, MOVE THE SENTRY GUN TO THE NORTH!

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     

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