MS is not going to give it to you.
They know that a god like p3rksy would completely destroy it.
Instead they are going to give you a tour of the factory and turn there backs for 10 minutes
to let you stuff your shirt with whatever you want, why am I still rambling on?
sorry to burst your bubble but the twitter xbox support page. is claiming this new update will not cause any issues. and that this was for the last update xbox put out. not the new one. so if u didnt get incompatible then your not getting a new console
they stated the new update will not cause any issues.