Marc the Robot
Getting There
Not to be too sadistic but killing children is... a guilty pleasure. On GTA *nods*
If you go into a lobby with a kid and all of his mates - of any level - and they'll all be chatting on the mic. A lot of them try to big themselves up and say how cool they are; call other players pricks and such. Just go out there, wait for one of them to say how cool they are because they have a HVY Insurgent, or something. Just hang back for a while and then pounce. Four kids in one HVY Insurgent is like shooting fish in a barrel. After they're all dead, steal their Insurgent and drive it off somewhere until one of them says, "Just phone Pegasus, Charlie." because the guy with the Insurgent forgot - out of sheer panic and anger, or just because he's an idiot - that you could do that.
Eventually one - or all - of them will say, "bored of this - gonna do a Heist and make MILLIONS!!! LOLZ!!!111 SADDO!!", talk about having Hacker mates who can destroy your Xbox, or mention glitches that don't actually exist. Or alternatively, just go into Passive Mode and shout abuse at you through the mic. Brilliant.
Sound like a **** saying that but try it and you'll see how much fun it can be.
If you go into a lobby with a kid and all of his mates - of any level - and they'll all be chatting on the mic. A lot of them try to big themselves up and say how cool they are; call other players pricks and such. Just go out there, wait for one of them to say how cool they are because they have a HVY Insurgent, or something. Just hang back for a while and then pounce. Four kids in one HVY Insurgent is like shooting fish in a barrel. After they're all dead, steal their Insurgent and drive it off somewhere until one of them says, "Just phone Pegasus, Charlie." because the guy with the Insurgent forgot - out of sheer panic and anger, or just because he's an idiot - that you could do that.
Eventually one - or all - of them will say, "bored of this - gonna do a Heist and make MILLIONS!!! LOLZ!!!111 SADDO!!", talk about having Hacker mates who can destroy your Xbox, or mention glitches that don't actually exist. Or alternatively, just go into Passive Mode and shout abuse at you through the mic. Brilliant.
Sound like a **** saying that but try it and you'll see how much fun it can be.