I need to trust somebody with my account to get me Seriously 2.0. "Use the search button, n00b. People are offering this for free." Of course. But I haven't gotten any responses, I think I might've got jacked (still a bit hazy right now from waking up), and every thread I look in there are either requirements that I have to take upon myself some annoying obligation to fulfill in order to acquire one or the once available accounts are reported as stolen. I'm all for offering this service for free afterward and I'd speed things up a bit around here.