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Ok so we've all been in a fake lobby some time or another. What I love about them is questioning them and proving their fake infront of everybody. Post your funniest one..
Me: I May Purchase It, But I have a few questions.
Scammer: Ok, Ask Away.
Me: What motherboard do you have?
Scammer: Um.. Lemme check..
Me: Well?
Scammer: Still Checking.
Me:frown:2 Minutes Later) Well?
Scammer:frown:Somehow taken his "JTAG" apart in 3 minutes or so) Motherboard 2000.
Me: WTF!!?? What Is That?
Scammer: It says it right here.
Me: Where?
(Kicked From Party)
 
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Me :What motherboard do you have?
Scammer : a Z9
Me : Lol dumba**
Scammer : blocked
 
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ME: How much do you charge?
RANDOM: 1600mp
Me: OH! I'm really interested got a card here!
RANDOM: send me the code so we can start this!
ME: How does this Jtag thingy work?
RANDOM:Well you have to buy key pads and they give us the mods and you get....(everything in a normal lobby)
ME: alright sounds cool! heres the code... JK519 GO f*** YOURSELF YOU DIRTY SCAMMER HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU THINK IM A RETARD HAHAHA
RANDOM:KICK

Funniest thing ever hahaha so great
 
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ME: Yo.. so ur selling ur jtag .. 75$.. unbanned.. xenon?
Skammer: yeah.. i got an f on a math test and my mom is like going psycho so she said no more xbox, like ever.
Me: oh
Him: Yeah could u hurry up and send the money? i already promised to buy this guys astro a40s...
Me: why would u need them if ur quitting xbox?
skammer: umm...
Me: Kick
 
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(We are both just anoying him)


SCAMMER: Its 1600

Friend: cant you do it for free

SCAMMER: (Hes only 5 bless him) No my mum said i cant do it unless you pay me

Friend: Ohh F.e

SCAMMER: (Acting badly) No mum, Hes going to pay me now..

SCAMMERS FRIEND: He modded it for me, hes legit (<- This guy is 0 prestige lvl 62)

Friend: Why arnt you lvl 70 then you mongo

SCAMMERS FRIEND: I Asked the creators to put me back because i got bored (Mumberling under his breath)

SCAMMER: Jake you Retard

[Kicked] Friend
[Kicked] Me
 
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-Goes into a "modded lobby" right after they released the dashboard update to prevent JTags-
Me: So 1 month card for 10th prestige right?
Scammer: Yup.
Me: Why are you only a 5th prestige though and not even a level 70?
Scammer: I like to keep myself legit.
Me: Why?
Scammer: So I don't get caught and help people in need.
Me: So what type of JTag is it?
Scammer: The one that will get you to be 10th prestige.
Me: You don't have a Jtag do you?
Scammer: Yes I do! Want Proof?
Me: Sure. Send me a picture
scammer sends me a picture of a USB drive into his xbox.
Me: so that's what a jtag looks like huh...? I never knew.
Scammer: So you want to or not?
Me: Do you remember the update this morning of the dashboard?
Scammer: Yea? Why?
Me: It's to make Jtags not work again, and you failed epically trying to get me in a fa- -kicked-
 
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Me: So what kind of Motherboard you got?
Scammer: The Gold edition.
Me: Mhm (playing along) what does it look like?
Scammer: Its a box shaped like a "J" and it says gold edition on it
Me: *i laugh so hard with my mic turned off* Ok then how do you unban it?
Scammer: You buy a thing called a Unbanotron700. Thats why i charge so i can keep buying them
Me: Your f**king retarded. If you want to scam gain some common knowledge about J-Tags
Scammer: So you want it or not?
Little Kid in lobby: I JUST SENT THE CODE CAN YOU START IT?
Scammer starts the game and turns off xbox during loading

I invite this kid who got scammed to a party and he is crying so bad. (I loled) so i gave him one of my tenth accounts
The little kid had to be like 5. Lol
 
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The most common conversation I have with a scammer:

Scammer: Hey. You got microsoft points?
Me: Yeah. Do you do camoflauge shotguns and Golden Desert Eagle?
Scammer: Uhm... Yeah.
Me: Alright. Just curious, what motherboard revision do you have on your JTAG?
Scammer: ...Uhm idk my brother did it for me?
Me: Okay, but what program did you use to boot up your modded MW2?
Scammer: ...Uhm idk my brother did it for me?
Me: Yo, are you f..king retarded? Did your brother blindfold you while he did all this sh.t for you? Or are you just a f.ggot scammer?
*Game lobby closed.*
 
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Random kid: What kind of JTag do you have?
Scammer: I'll be right back......
 
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scammer:hey im charging 1600 for a 10th lobby
me:ok cool by any chance, what kinda motherboard do you have?
scammer:uhm all it says is Microsoft xbox 360
Me:what! lol you even fail at scamming
Scammer: kicks me out
lol
 
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i wish i can get in to one of these games, but never can.. :cursing:

But thats stilll halarious as hell... Lmao xD.. i love scammers, there entertainment..!
 
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Me:
What JTAG do you have?
Scammer/random:
Uhhhhhh brb
*10 minutes later...*
Me:
Well,what kind of JTAG do you have?
Scammer:
Uhh let me talk to my older brother.
*5 minutes later...*
Me:
So how much do you charge?
Scammer:
1600 Microsoft points or 250 headshots..
Me:
Yeah,so you can "make" tenth prestige lobbies with all challenges but you want headshots.
*Kicked*
This kid sounded like he was 4 years old.
 
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About a week ago I found out this guy was impersonating me on xbox live. I sent him a friend request on a different account of mine and he sent me a message saying "10th bla bla bla, 1600 msp, $10 bla bla" Lols were achieved.

Him: Hey want 10th 70? It only costs 1600 msp

Me: ok, but I'm not tottaly sure if I can trust you

Him: I'm a moderator on 7s, look me up. My user name is: a deeper b1ue

Me: o rry?

Him: Yeah, I can prove it to.

My friend who just joined: Hey b1ue, you verifying a lobby?

Me: Nope, just talking to people. Did you hear about some guy who was posing as me?

Scammer: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (signs out)
 
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I love it when they say 10th prestige for headshots. Its like wtf?
 
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Me: So what kind of Motherboard you got?
Scammer: The Gold edition.
Me: Mhm (playing along) what does it look like?
Scammer: Its a box shaped like a "J" and it says gold edition on it
Me: *i laugh so hard with my mic turned off* Ok then how do you unban it?
Scammer: You buy a thing called a Unbanotron700. Thats why i charge so i can keep buying them
Me: Your f**king retarded. If you want to scam gain some common knowledge about J-Tags
Scammer: So you want it or not?
Little Kid in lobby: I JUST SENT THE CODE CAN YOU START IT?
Scammer starts the game and turns off xbox during loading

I invite this kid who got scammed to a party and he is crying so bad. (I loled) so i gave him one of my tenth accounts
The little kid had to be like 5. Lol
hey man thats very nice of you :smile:
Ill rep you there for that
 
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Me: This is a 10th lobby?
Scammer: Yeah you want in, its 1600MSP
Me: Your an idiot.

I back out.
 
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Ask what will they do in an hour or so when the JTAG is banned.

This one kid told me he traded his already redeemed microsoft points in for a new one on this secret website :smile:
 
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me- hey can u do 10th
scammer- yeah 1600 microsft points
me- can u start it so i know its true
scammer- yeah, hold on let me turn the mod's off so u cant do anything
me- lol
scammer- starts game and its just a private match
me- ok what kind of motherboard do u have?
scammer- Xexnon
me- really how long have u been online for
scammer- about 2 months, i have a insane jtag and it doesnt get banned
me- ur an idiot dude
scammer- HOW i just showed u im legit
me- u started a private patch dude
scammer- i can take a picture of my jtag and send it to u.
me- ok i owuld like tht
scammer- sends me picture
me- i go to google.com - images- type in jtag.. he took the first picture of google images...
me- UR AN IDIOT !
scammer- kick's me
 
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one of the best one i have see was over on ttg.Some knob wanted 150 headshots for a unlcok all lobby. The worst thing is some people done it !!!
:lol: at some of the ones you guys have done


:edit: Damn you rumble you beat me to it <_<
 
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lol keep these coming i am enjoying this thread very much :smile:
 
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