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I was waiting outside a hallway for a teamate to run in like sum BA and clear the other side for me. (I'm a pansie I know there was no one there) so I decide to walk through after him. Oh no thats not happining the game says **** you and I lounch across the map and hit a wall 200 m away.:frown: what made it worse was I landid near an enemy that shot my dead body.
 
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I have a pretty funny way on how I killed another person with my car by accident. It was last night and I was in a jeep while my other teammate was in a buggy. We were driving around on Caspian border and our spawn was the one on not such a huge hill I think US. Our team had all the flags so we drove around the enemies base and then went through the river. Apparently it was too deep so it kicked him out as it rolled on. I was right behind him and did the same. My jeep kept going and hit a rock then tilt sideways and killed the guy. It was so random and funny to me.

I've had so many random deaths myself and those completely suck. One time it was because I was next to some fire in my tank. I guess it cooked me inside while my tank took no damage. I hate the 10 foot falls death but at least they're fixing it in the next update.

Well once I tried to run into a buddy of mine with a jet while I was in one. Surprisingly, he know what was coming and felt the need to shoot. When I jumped out and all felt safe. I was killed by another air unit passing by.
 
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I was running through the tunnel on Damavand Peak, and a team-mate in a tank drove right into the back of me and pushed me forward. An enemy jeep drove into me and sandwiched me between the tank and the jeep because I couldn't move out of the way.
 
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Getting hit by a jet mid-air because of my spawn beacon. After I respawned, I got sniped. Bricks were shat.
 
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Jumping out of a Helicopter and the damn thing landing on you...
 
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Didn't happen to me, but:
Two guys different teams in jets. One guy disables the other guys jet. The guy in the disabled jet jumps out and with an M98B gets a headshot on the pilot in the other jet and proceeds to jump into his jet while it follows him. I feel bad for the pilot in the other jet.
 
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I was playing on Caspian Border, and me and some of my friends MAV glitched on top of the giant tower, and we drove eachother off the top with EOD Bot's. haha
 
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Killed by a server admin.
 
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Killed by a traffic cone, it said I killed myself. A SMAW made the cone fly in the air it hit me and killed me O.o
 
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The dumbest way i died was, i was driving a vehicle and there was a tank in front of me, so i jumped out and when i jumped out, i was in front of my car and it pushed me towards the tank and then i got smashed like a oreo lol
 
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Jumped off a bridge into water, and just died. o_O
 
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Killed by a guy jumping down the stairs in metro, all I saw was his feet and I died. Guess its just like the MAV lol.
 
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I don't really remember what has happened to me, but I remember standing on an objective to cap it, I saw a scout heli going to fly directly above me so I shot a grenade launcher directly up and got a hot multi-kill.
 
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Got hit by a jet's flares. The jet was flying low, popped flares and i died. crazy right?
 
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Hit in the face by a tank shell. Across Caspian Border. Then got revived because defibrillators have the power to piece your skull back together.
 
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Was running on Firestorm down the street, tank blows open the wall 50m to my right and I tripped or something on the rubble coming off cause I dropped due to bad luck. Luckily there was a medic near so he Revived me and immediately afterwards a helicopter lands on top of my head due to a passing jet.. Helicopter was fine, I guess he just clipped it and shoved it down.. (pre-patch) Sadly I got 2 bs deaths in the same 5 seconds..

Also I was flying low in a jet and I guess gravity was like "f*** YOU" and pulled me straight nose first into the ground.. Like I was a good 20m up and all of a sudden I was perpendicular to the ground then *BOOM* Suicide..
 
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Hilariously enough, majority of the posts in this thread (including mine), I've done to other people.. only in BF3 :tongue:
 
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Controller died while running through the fire on Operation Metro.
 
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