How to get completely plastered in World of Warcraft!

[n00bFRAGGER]

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ITT: I will show you some tips and tricks on how to let out your Irish side in the famous World of Warcraft.

Notes:

• If you are an Orc, you must at some point in your drinking process break something, or shout inaudible words in a combination that may be misconstrued as a sentence.
• You must drink in Orgrimmar.
• You must look forward to Brewfest all year, every year. Mark your calendars.
• If female characters are present in the area or your party, they must be naked. Zero tolerance, zero exceptions (except if the female is a tauren.)
• If you must visit Thunder Bluff, then you must be drunk. Thus, if someone criticizes you for being in Azeroth's lamest city, then you have the perfect reason.
• Saying to a GM that you did something retarded because "You were drunk" is a very valid reason.
• If you drink wine, no matter the potency, you are a *****.
• Once in the endgame, you must participate in events with your guild drunk. If they question your DPS, remind them that is because the alcohol affected your accuracy.
• If you decide to tell a story while drunk, make sure your stories have incredibly violent endings.

1. Equip yourself with the necessary armaments.


2. Chug. Never, ever sip. The Alliance "sips". They are pussies.


3. Locate the nearest Kegs for reloading your mug.



4. Be on the look out for enemies and anyone who may come in between you and your beer.


5. when you become responsible for an empty Keg, find the nearest vendor and buy the alcohol with the most hardcore name. Never buy Wine.


6. Enjoy your buzz with the finest of company. If women aren't available, find those of your own race. (Not being racist. The jokes are simply funnier.)


7. Locate the nearest throwup receptacle. Never ever throw up on those who handle your alcohol. Its just rude.

Please nominate this Tutorial for TotM if you feel that I have helped you.

Please post Screenshots of your drunken experiences!

-n00b

[TiNd3r]

Brilliant. My life is complete.

[II{-_-}II]

i have never played WoW in my life. idk if this is a joke or can you actually drink in the game?

[Russian_legioN]

Yeah, you can Squat' It's not really that great though, as you can see your screen eventually becomes a blur, lol. The puke animation, however is amusing.

Any who, I didn't necessarily need a tutorial, but some do as I've seen from posts elsewhere, good job.

[Raven]

Quote: Originally Posted by squatsified24

i have never played WoW in my life. idk if this is a joke or can you actually drink in the game?

You can get so smashed you it's hard to control where you walk.

[n00bFRAGGER]

Long time no see Raven!