Americans and the English...

[PeaHead2407]

Ok, so I’m English and have no problems with the Americans what so ever, but it seriously pisses me off when I open my mouth in a game of COD4 and I get some idiot, or squeaky voiced 13 year old screaming "You English suck, get the **** off this game, I hate you English". Of course it makes me retaliate but seriously, why do they do it?

When I’ve asked some of them what problem do they have, mostly I just get "I don't know" Come onnnnnn!!!! Some of them just join the bandwagon and copy what the older guys who might actually have a problem.

I know we eat crumpets, and drink tea, but Americans do their own **** too. And we don't speak like posh bastards either, maybe in the 1840's but not in this day and age.

I love hearing; "We kicked your *** in the war" Did you? What war is this, the war where England was once in control of America, yes, I’m speaking of the British Empire.

And wasn't it England who actually came along side America to help in the War in Iraq? And not to forget the help we got from the Americans in WW2, I’d most probably be speaking German if it weren’t for you guys.

To be honest, I like Americans, and I can't wait to go to Florida next month, but it really pisses me off when I get little bastards on Live giving me **** for being English, I’m not trying to start some big Internet argument here, so if you're going to post, just be a normal human. And if my knowledge of history is wrong, please correct me lol.

[AtomicBump]

You guys started that ****.

Everytime I play at around 7 am, the british idiots are like 'America sucks and ****'

And I just say, that's why I **** your women. (Which I did before ROFL)

Also, you guys think your country is the best ever, but what have you ever done for the world right? Kinky sex, and good booze?

America has the right to be ****y, because, well, we just ****ing own the rest of the world, the rest of the world might as well suck our ****s and die.

We've bailed you guys out countless times. Although, I'll give you credit your better then the french, who haven't done **** except make a machine that's gonna **** us all in the *** eventually..

So overall, you guys shouldn't talk ****. And I have NEVER started the country war when I play, you guys are always so ****ing arrogant, and it's pathetic. You shouldn't be.

And this is directed at all of the arrogant british kids...

I have pictures too btw, and you know what I mean.

[Mobius1]

im kool with britians till they start talking trash bout my country then the story changes.

Edit: what part of florida r u vacationing in cause i live in florida
also if its a little kid talkign trash just tell him to shut up till his balls drop

[PeaHead2407]

I respect the fact you're patriotic but in matter of fact, America don't own the world.

And in fact England isn’t the best country ever, I love my country but it is always raining and ****. What have we done for the world, well you guys are speaking English right, would you rather have that ****ty French language lol? And we helped America fight war on Terrorism. There are many things.

Them British kids who start **** first are just retards, they don't know ****, and same goes for a bastard Americans that start ****.

[Scar]

Quote: Originally Posted by PeaHead2407

Ok, so I’m English and have no problems with the Americans what so ever, but it seriously pisses me off when I open my mouth in a game of COD4 and I get some idiot, or squeaky voiced 13 year old screaming "You English suck, get the **** off this game, I hate you English". Of course it makes me retaliate but seriously, why do they do it?

When I’ve asked some of them what problem do they have, mostly I just get "I don't know" Come onnnnnn!!!! Some of them just join the bandwagon and copy what the older guys who might actually have a problem.

I know we eat crumpets, and drink tea, but Americans do their own **** too. And we don't speak like posh bastards either, maybe in the 1840's but not in this day and age.

I love hearing; "We kicked your *** in the war" Did you? What war is this, the war where England was once in control of America, yes, I’m speaking of the British Empire.

And wasn't it England who actually came along side America to help in the War in Iraq? And not to forget the help we got from the Americans in WW2, I’d most probably be speaking German if it weren’t for you guys.

To be honest, I like Americans, and I can't wait to go to Florida next month, but it really pisses me off when I get little bastards on Live giving me **** for being English, I’m not trying to start some big Internet argument here, so if you're going to post, just be a normal human. And if my knowledge of history is wrong, please correct me lol.

Its not all Americans, its only the immature ones, and alot of british people do the same exact thing to us... so you cant really say its one or the other

[AtomicBump]

Quote: Originally Posted by PeaHead2407

I respect the fact you're patriotic but in matter of fact, America don't own the world.

And in fact England isn’t the best country ever, I love my country but it is always raining and ****. What have we done for the world, well you guys are speaking English right, would you rather have that ****ty French language lol? And we helped America fight war on Terrorism. There are many things.

Them British kids who start **** first are just retards, they don't know ****, and same goes for a bastard Americans that start ****.

Actually, I'm half french, and half Irish. Lol.

So technically I'm kind of from your country...

My dads side of the family (Irish) goes back to your country like idk almost 400-600 years ago.

My moms side of the family, from france, is a lot younger though, like 150-250 years ago.

So basically, I have the right to talk ****, I'm basically part of your country, without the accent, and small penis.

[Mobius1]

Quote: Originally Posted by Scar

Its not all Americans, its only the immature ones, and alot of british people do the same exact thing to us... so you cant really say its one or the other

10/10 agreed one day there balls will drop and they will understand

[Head Tax]

Americans are very angry.

[TI Seven]

I have no problems with the british. The only time I do get pissed at them is when they talk about 9/11. They wouldn't be saying that **** if it was in thier country and they lost all those people.

[AtomicBump]

Quote: Originally Posted by TI Seven

I have no problems with the british. The only time I do get pissed at them is when they talk about 9/11. They wouldn't be saying that **** if it was in thier country and they lost all those people.

Yes that too.

That's when I start talking about how they nearly got *** raped too, nurmous times. But their terrorists were stupid, ours were smarter... As dumb as that sounds it's true.

The thing with 9/11 was, we never expected that, but you guys did. If we hadn't had 9/11, you'd all have been ****ed over at least 12 times.

The airport, the bomb guy who was building suicide belts, bus bombs (that went off, but not as many as expected) ect.

You guys should be happy that we got bombed first, as horrible as that sounds, it saved your asses. So I'd suggest that they STFU and GTFO, because if it wasn't for the people WE LOST, then where would THEY BE, today? Probably 6 feet down in a small box, because all they found was an arm, or a finger...

[TI Seven]

I think this thread should be moved to Gen. Discussion. This has nothing to realy do with cod4 lol

[Nightcast]

Quote: Originally Posted by PeaHead2407

Ok, so I’m English and have no problems with the Americans what so ever, but it seriously pisses me off when I open my mouth in a game of COD4 and I get some idiot, or squeaky voiced 13 year old screaming "You English suck, get the **** off this game, I hate you English". Of course it makes me retaliate but seriously, why do they do it?

Damn, I don't sound 13 do I? lol jk

Like you said it's just some kid that doesn't really give a **** and likes to get a laugh. I do it(not ^^that but other things) because I find it funny every once in a while. It will never stop the best thing you can do is just mute them.

[PeaHead2407]

Speaking about 9/11 is just low, even if I heard some English guy saying **** like that i'd have to tell him to f*uckoff, and I do agree, the **** that happened in America raised awarness, and we would of been screwed alot worse than what we was.

To be honest, I think Americans are ****ing awesome, the amount of **** you guys eat, the massive drinks yous get, the steaks, the woman, and not to mention the movies, and of course the cool accent. I don't understand why some Americans and some English hate each other, does anyone actually know the history between it?

[AtomicBump]

Quote: Originally Posted by PeaHead2407

Speaking about 9/11 is just low, even if I heard some English guy saying **** like that i'd have to tell him to f*uckoff, and I do agree, the **** that happened in America raised awarness, and we would of been screwed alot worse than what we was.

To be honest, I think Americans are ****ing awesome, the amount of **** you guys eat, the massive drinks yous get, the steaks, the woman, and not to mention the movies, and of course the cool accent. I don't understand why some Americans and some English hate each other, does anyone actually know the history between it?

Yeah don't get too excited about the women, our country is big, their EXTREMLY spread out.

Also, I eat horribly, and I'm not fat, or dead yet.

And I think it's just because everybody is arrogant about their country, it's not even patriotic in my opinion to talk **** about somebodys country because they talked **** about yours, it's immature, and not patriotic. It just proves that your an idiot.

But hell it's still fun to rag on you guys about tea, wooden teeth, bangers n mash, hairy women, weird looking women, the wars we kicked your *** in, those gay wigs, and fat people. Yes actually, our countries are nearly the same with fat people..